/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 31;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());


if (quotes==0) {title="Toy Story:";body="You are a Toy";}
if (quotes==1) {title="Toy Story:";body="What are you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?";}
if (quotes==2) {title="Mulan:";body="<strong>Mulan:</strong> My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?<br><strong>Mushu:</strong> Hey! Dragon. *Dragon*, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.";}
if (quotes==3) {title="The Emperors New Groove:";body="A llama? He's supposed to be dead!";}
if (quotes==4) {title="Finding Nemo:";body="Es-cap-ay thats funny, it's spelled just like Escape";}
if (quotes==5) {title="The Lion King:";body="<strong>Simba:</strong>When I become King, what'll that make you?<br> <strong>Scar:</strong>A monkey's uncle<br><strong>Simba:</strong>You're so weird";}
if (quotes==6) {title="The Fox and the Hound:";body="I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship";}
if (quotes==7) {title="Snow White:";body="Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?";}
if (quotes==8) {title="Beauty and the Beast:";body="Enchanted? He he! Who said this castle was enchanted?";}
if (quotes==9) {title="The Little Mermaid:";body="Poor little princess, it's not you I'm after";}
if (quotes==10) {title="Monsters Inc:";body="I was on TV, Ha! Did you see me? I'm a natural";}
if (quotes==11) {title="Monsters Inc:";body="Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...";}
if (quotes==12) {title="Peter Pan:";body="All it takes is faith and trust... Oh yeah, and something I forgot. A little bit of Pixiedust.";}
if (quotes==13) {title="Pinocchio:";body="Pretty as a picture";}
if (quotes==14) {title="Toy Story:";body="To Infinity and Beyond!";}
if (quotes==15) {title="Winnie The Pooh:";body="Up, down, Up! When I up down touch the ground";}
if (quotes==16) {title="Hercules:";body="Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays...";}
if (quotes==17) {title="Toy Story:";body="Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-07-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash landed on a strange planet. The impact must have awoke me from hypersleep. Terrain seems a bit unstable.";}
if (quotes==18) {title="Alice In Wonderland:";body="Curiouser and curiouser.";}
if (quotes==19) {title="Treasure Planet:";body="Excuse me, brutish pirate? Yes, you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny tiny for your big fat body?";}
if (quotes==20) {title="Bambi:";body="Kind of wobbly, isn't he?";}
if (quotes==21) {title="Aladdin:";body="Ten-thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!";}
if (quotes==22) {title="Toy Story:";body="You're my favorite deputy";}
if (quotes==23) {title="Finding Nemo:";body="Fish are friends, not food";}
if (quotes==24) {title="Alice In Wonderland:";body="Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.";}
if (quotes==25) {title="The Lion King:";body="Listen kid...if you want to live with us, you have to eat like us.";}
if (quotes==26) {title="The Night Before Christmas:";body="There's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads, they're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead";}
if (quotes==27) {title="Snow White:";body="Dip the apple in the brew. Let the Sleeping Death seep through.";}
if (quotes==28) {title="P.O.T.C:";body="No! We can not let them take her like that!";}
if (quotes==29) {title="Emporers New Groove:";body="Please, I'm the emperor. And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction... Okay... where am I?";}
if (quotes==30) {title="The Lion King:";body="Look at him. He's so cute and all alone. Can we keep him?";}











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